The game hates me. You don't understand. It's learning, it's changing, it's evolving. Evolving into an even shittier game that is. At first, I could just hit LB and call a cab. That doesn't work anymore. Now when I need a taxi, they don't show up until I give up trying to find one, steal a car, and get three stars for running over a cop. When I do an escort mission, the person I'm escorting doesn't even get killed by the enemies chasing us. They commit suicide themselves. This has happened in two missions in the last 3 hours.
Clearly this game doesn't want me to win. It's cheating. It's breaking its own rules, the rules that were coded into it, in order to make me lose. In order to make me unhappy. It's time to start fighting fire with fire. I'm going to start using cheats. HAHA what now game? I'm about to rape your disc hole so hard, my dick will start to bleed.
I'm approaching the 24 hour mark. That's actually more like 34 hours without sleep (I started this right after I got home from work). I cannot afford to lose. I can taste the faint aroma of victory. I'm so close.
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